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Sexy Megan Fox Dress up Sexy Megan Fox Dress up

Rated 1.5 / 5 stars

Shes not even that hot.

I dont want to bunk you man, cuz you seem honest working.
But cmon.
She sounds like a dipshit in jonah hex,
it almost makes me not want to go see it.
and if you break it down, shes really,
REALLY, cuz lets be honest here,
not a very good actress.

Go watch transformers like 40 times and pay close attention,
and you can see what I mean.

salcha00 responds:

I haven't seen Jonah Hex jet, but I think she talks like that because if part of the character.

The Annoying Little Game The Annoying Little Game

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Loooooks like

you liek mudkips
you dirty kid.
I saw all the references.
and I clipped through half the level to a checkpoint I dont think I was supposed to get to.
It was pretty cool.

You Have To Burn The Rope You Have To Burn The Rope

Rated 5 / 5 stars


My up key is broken.

The Facebook Game The Facebook Game

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Blah blah blah

People bitch and moan about the message and the game and all that shit.
but its no different than the rest of everything anyone does.

Theres nothing shameful of a life like this,
because honestly,
what else could you be doing?
Just replacing the (facebook) factor with some other ( ) factor while you juggle your silly needs?
This is an exhausted era,
full of mindless people
and quite frankly,
these dumbasses are boring ME.
You made a good game man.
It was a nice style,
decently made,
and nice idea.
You get tens and fives just because I enjoyed.

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You Only Live Once You Only Live Once

Rated 5 / 5 stars


Theres absolutely no way around that death is there.
Dont worry about all the uncultured babies whining about how stupid it is
I think its way creative.
and the way you made it so theres no way to get around being dead,
was very clever and a little funny
I lol'd at how I died so soon, because I didnt know that I would get fucked like this.
Kind of surreal huh.
You continue to amaze me.
Keep it up.

OH, and I agree with the guy that said the one medal for actually beating the game.
but that might take away from the message,
and just make it too much a contest.

Coil Coil

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Pretty deep.

The meaning could be taken a bunch of different ways,
which adds to the mystery of the true meaning.
Its intriguing.
I find myself endlessly curious, and the game itself was well made.
The mouse is a shitty tool to rely on.
Thats my only qualm.
That falling fetus part was hard to navigate because random clusters could take back all the progress you made in a few seconds.

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-Blind- -Blind-

Rated 5 / 5 stars


I thought it was really good.
All the clues.
The suspense.
and the not happy ending.
one of those hard looks at life.
The innocents of this man trying to help whoever,
only double by the fact that hes the least able because he's blind.
Good story.

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Tremerz Tremerz

Rated 5 / 5 stars




Exit Path Exit Path

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Never was a heavy critiquer.

I liked it.
It was fun
and Im always a sucker for gravity jumps.
I accomplish soo much more.
Its why I like halo soo much alot of the time.
This game was well executed.
I always loved escape games,
so automatic pluses there.

The Life Of A Pacifist... The Life Of A Pacifist...

Rated 5 / 5 stars

So tastefully done.

Bentosmile is truly a literacy mechanic.
Great and artful ideas executed very originally.
and Im not gonna sit here and sycophant it.
You know how good you are.

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