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Sexy Megan Fox Dress up Sexy Megan Fox Dress up

Rated 1.5 / 5 stars

Shes not even that hot.

Honestly.
I dont want to bunk you man, cuz you seem honest working.
But cmon.
She sounds like a dipshit in jonah hex,
it almost makes me not want to go see it.
and if you break it down, shes really,
REALLY, cuz lets be honest here,
not a very good actress.

Go watch transformers like 40 times and pay close attention,
and you can see what I mean.


salcha00 responds:

I haven't seen Jonah Hex jet, but I think she talks like that because if part of the character.


The Annoying Little Game The Annoying Little Game

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Loooooks like

you liek mudkips
you dirty kid.
I saw all the references.
and I clipped through half the level to a checkpoint I dont think I was supposed to get to.
It was pretty cool.



You Have To Burn The Rope You Have To Burn The Rope

Rated 5 / 5 stars

FUCK

My up key is broken.
I CANNOT BEAT THE GAME.



You Only Live Once You Only Live Once

Rated 5 / 5 stars

haha.

Theres absolutely no way around that death is there.
Dont worry about all the uncultured babies whining about how stupid it is
I think its way creative.
and the way you made it so theres no way to get around being dead,
was very clever and a little funny
I lol'd at how I died so soon, because I didnt know that I would get fucked like this.
Kind of surreal huh.
You continue to amaze me.
Keep it up.

OH, and I agree with the guy that said the one medal for actually beating the game.
but that might take away from the message,
and just make it too much a contest.



Coil Coil

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Pretty deep.

The meaning could be taken a bunch of different ways,
which adds to the mystery of the true meaning.
Its intriguing.
I find myself endlessly curious, and the game itself was well made.
THOUGH
The mouse is a shitty tool to rely on.
Thats my only qualm.
That falling fetus part was hard to navigate because random clusters could take back all the progress you made in a few seconds.


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-Blind- -Blind-

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Bah.

I thought it was really good.
All the clues.
The suspense.
and the not happy ending.
one of those hard looks at life.
The innocents of this man trying to help whoever,
only double by the fact that hes the least able because he's blind.
Good story.


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Tremerz Tremerz

Rated 5 / 5 stars

GAD

ITS LIKE SNAKE BUT WITH LAG TIME AND FUCKIN WORMS.

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Exit Path Exit Path

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Never was a heavy critiquer.

I liked it.
It was fun
and Im always a sucker for gravity jumps.
I accomplish soo much more.
Its why I like halo soo much alot of the time.
BUT I DIGRESS.
This game was well executed.
I always loved escape games,
so automatic pluses there.



The Life Of A Pacifist... The Life Of A Pacifist...

Rated 5 / 5 stars

So tastefully done.

Bentosmile is truly a literacy mechanic.
Great and artful ideas executed very originally.
and Im not gonna sit here and sycophant it.
You know how good you are.


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Air Pressure Air Pressure

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

andrew has a point and all

But I never thought of cutting as an act of happiness,
but just to stave off emotional pain in general.
Like a vice. which IS how he treats her in all the branches I went though
and that hospital scene does seal the deal.
I had reached that ending the first time,
and wondered if I had missed something,
and got to the independent ending.
No ones gonna argue with the reasoning,
and Im all for the point; people do take alot of things
at face value.
But I mean cmon, its newgrounds,
a public website where newfags can sprout by the day.
Why get all worked up about it?
Its like trying to explain the color green to blind people.
[who have been blind since birth]

BUT. On topic.
It was a very well made game.
I enjoyed the talent put into it.